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tom are you okay

are you sure

let me get you a cookie or something

maybe a box of kittens?

fine
i’ll just
back away slowly then

or you know what maybe i’ll run

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I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”
(via thenerdfighterkid)
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yknow what pertaining to that
why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time
w-we know
nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon
you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down
true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line

and it has been crossed
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the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
the average hulk
Catherine the ordinary
Mediocre Britian
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.
I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING
I WAS GIGGLING TOO
My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:
My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.
On a funny note I had my earbuds in the wrong ears, so they said the wrong sides xD
That actually tickled!!!
that last part, oh my ;)
My body is tingling
My brother showed me this!! xD
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man if I had a dollar for every webcomic I ever attempted to do…
well, I wouldn’t be rich, but I could at least get a Happy Meal or something.
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Like/Reblog if you’re a Teleiophile.
A Teleiophile is an adolescent or young adult which is attracted to mature adults.






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