I may not be painfully in love but I’m achingly in like and it still hurts.
snarg: when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier than them
I wanna know what people assume about me because... →
cooltrainershells: Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want. omg do this, but you can’t go anon because that shit is still turned off. sorry not sorry.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
darkjez: thatironstring: And then I realized, OH MY GOD, THEY ARE PANTOMIMING THEIR INDIVIDUAL EVENTS. SAILING (ROWING A BOAT?!) edit: NO WAIT, THE BOYS ARE THE WIND IN HER SAILS. MARATHON JUDO HOLY SHIT THESE GUYS ARE BRILLIANT SAKJHLJKFSHSF LOOOOVE. I’d like to go out for drinks with the independent athletes.
lesbethsalander: how do you expect to outrun me when I’m already halfway there halfway there halfway there
triggeringbiggering: do you guys ever get a mini heart attack when someone you admire likes your post or
assiest: people who are hot and funny
Tom Hiddleston lands Family Guy role →
italianhiddlesfever: “The British actor told us that has recently recorded a voice for Family Guy, alongside fellow-Brit Sean Bean.” “It’s not the only voice-work Hiddleston’s done either. He’s also managed to tape three episodes for TV show Robot Chicken in between shooting Jim Jarmusch’s vampire drama Only Lovers Left Alive.”
My father, and it shames me to say this to you internet, has not read To Kill a Mockingbird. I know. I too was shocked and disgusted that this man who has had 46 years and an English lit degree to read said book has neglected to do so. I’m just telling you this so that you can throw rocks at him and not feel bad if you want to. Just sayin’…
do you ever go into a book store and just find all of your favourite author’s books even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while
riddlemehiddleston: teapayne: I googled “snakes wearing hats” and… i don’t understand what were you expecting
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
John Green's tumblr: Solving a Problem →
edwardspoonhands: So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box. As harmless as that…
I said I was back. I lied.
ponweiwest: koopiekoo: koopiekoo: read was that past or present tense only i know you piece of shit
I’m BAAACK! Archaeological field school type thing was awesome. Met some amazing people, I really really miss them all already - as evidenced by my Public Crying on the train home - but screw it I no longer care about anybodies opinion but theirs. They were mostly a Canadian bunch and at the station I heard a Canadian accent but when I realised it wasn’t Ben, Andrew, Charlotte, Maddi...