August 2012
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owlcitee:
filthytricksyhobbitses:
guys
perfume
that smells like books
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gatiss:
lastofthetimeladies:
breakfastatbequiettiffany:
bawbag:
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin
This is the most UK-centric sentence I’ve ever seen written
In primary school when you and your mate would pretend to sharpen your woody pointy writer-downers to have a jolly good chin wag at the bin
In secondary...
superblys:
pizzaforpresident:
A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg
THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via vaginawoolf)
youbetter-runlike-thedevil:
stormpooper:
zooeyclairedeschanel:
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
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Watchkatpissnevernude:
babyminaj:
HELL TO THE MOTHA FUCKIN YA GIRL GET IT
#I FEEL ABOUT 100X GAYER AFTER THIS
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When I look back on my ex's
themodifieddoll:
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